I  am who I am… mother, grandmother, lover, sister, friend, cynic, sarcastic, sharp witted and a tongue to match. I battle depression and anxiety and the occasional opossum or raccoon. (Recently, I’ve added Expert Grandkid Wrangler into my resume.)  I am just me. I find beauty and humor in ordinary things, and I love to share what I see with those around me… Pull up a chair.. this is my life.

Cast of Characters In My Rabbit Hole:

  • Alice:

Me. Obvs. “She generally gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it), and sometimes she scolded herself so severely as to bring tears to her eyes; and once she remembered trying to box her own ears for having cheated herself in a game of croquet she was playing against herself, for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people.” This sums me up more accurately than anything.

 

 

  • The Mad Hatter Husband:

This difficult role will be played by Brian aka The Moustache. The actor must have a handlebar moustache and a deep belly laugh. An endless supply of patience is preferred. Must be able to cook, fix stuff and put up with my mood swings.

 

  • Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee:

The Twidgets; aka T1 and T2. My youngest two kids, basically Fred and George -Kansas style. T1 (Twin #1) will be played by Simon, T2 (Twin #2) will be played by Silas. Also may be known as The Babies or The Littles. These roles while individually cast, will depend strongly on the counterpart role. Must have a snarky sense of humor, a general teen angst and an underlying love and loyalty for all things family.

 

  • The Cheshire Cat Starring The Boy:

This role will be played by the mysterious businessman named Spencer. Also known as HunkaMunka or Brub, Spencer is part of The Biggs duo. Which addressed in the next character’s description. Ever the middle child, The Boy must possess a charming wickedness, a sharp wit and an endless, nauseating supply of bad puns.

 

  • The White Rabbit:

The Girl: The only other main role in this sitcom played by a female, she is very much just like myself, only… younger, and more girly, and she’s got that damn derpy pancreas, but other than that, Peas/Pod. Also known as BabyDoll, BabyCakes, etc. This particular character has been a part of the story longer than all of the others. (Which seems generous due to the fact that this character was nearly written out of the story in the early, colic stages of life) She is the Senior Member of The Biggs, (which consist of the two older kids in the family, whereas The Littles are the youngest members. See, it’s all about balance.)

 

  • Other Characters Who Make An Appearance From Time to Time

Scott/Scooter/The Dad = my ex husband and one of my best friends

Cam/Wouk =My best friend/spiritual advisor who is Canadian and lives in Japan. He’s a 6’5″ Japanese/Canadian

Andi/Tina/Laylayna/SmellyElly = My girl tribe. To be fair, half of them belong to The Girl, but we all hang together from time to time.

Don’t forget to grab some popcorn from the concession stand !!

 

Enjoy the show!!

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